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Stefan Lassen is a Danish professional ice hockey defenseman who currently plays for Almtuna IS in the HockeyAllsvenskan (Allsv).
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William Knight Potter was a businessman and the 17th Mayor of Providence, Rhode Island, 1892-1894.
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