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\"Diamonds for Tears\" is the second single from the album Revolution Roulette by the Finnish rock band Poets of the Fall. The single was released in Finland on 20 May 2008 and contains two versions of the title track as well as a live recording of the song Carnival of Rust and the video to the band's previous single \"The Ultimate Fling\".
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Oskar Veldeman was an Estonian motorsport person, ski jumper and sport journalist.
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Hamish Telfer Adam MBE is a Scottish Karate coach and instructor. He has been representing Scotland and Britain in Karate since the 1970s and is currently chairman of the Scottish Karate Federation.
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